Sunday, August 22, 2004

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

There I am, minding my own business, hanging washing out at 11:00 last night, and as I slide open the screen (which then falls off, such is my brute force), what should fly into my bedroom. A bloody praying bastard mantis! Yes, one of those bloody huge pieces of nastiness that looks more unnatural than Michael Jackson in Mothercare.
I somehow managed to remove said horror some said place and returned to some sedate faffing about.

Will return later to update on last week's "events"...

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