We went to the ChiChu art museum, which is rather fabulous, and unintentionally (and sometimes intentionally) broke all the rules listed on the ticket (except for smoking. That's bad you know). We touched the walls (DAME YO!) We stood close to exhibits (DAME DESUNE!). I took photos (SO TOTALLY DAME IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!). We ate chocolate outside of the cafe (AAAAAAAAAARGH!) and then in a final act of rebellion I wrote on a piece of paper. Use of ink is just unbelievably rude. We were followed around by lab technicians/ oompah loompahs who were all the same size in the same clothes and were only distinguishable by their haircuts and English ability. It's a marvellous place though. See it if you have the chance.

N.B. "dame" (pronounced da-may) means "NO!!!!" in Japanese. "Yo!" and "desune" are quantifiers. OK yo?