Wednesday, July 12, 2006
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After years of blundering through life and getting it wrong, I decided to go a bit zen and move to Japan. And after 2 years of social mistakes, language errors, over-drinking and karaoke I came home for a break. So now I'm getting it wrong around the UK. This should only be a temporary change, but who knows? Destiny spies a man in high heels and a wig...
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Ummm.... Chris? I don't want to have to be the one to say this, but those blue Hammer-pants with the head towel are doing you no favours. It looks like maybe you just stumbled out of the cave tunnel where you must have been since the reign of MC Hammer, but he died a long time ago. (Not literally.) (Not that anyone would notice or care.) You also look a little pale in the picture. And faceless. Not much can be done about that, but please go to Tokyo, get some trendy gay friends, and buy yourself some fashion sense. STOP! FASHION TIME! Thanks.
--Concerned Fashionista in Kibichuo
But I thought, STOP! HAMMER TIME! was the call that signalled regime change, a change where Harem pants would be acceptable attire for men of the west, not just Arabian Princes and Persian Playboys. As for the head towel and increasing paleness, I sometimes spend to much time picking rice with obachans. It gets confusing. But Harem pants are exceptionally spacious when you're bent double over a paddy.
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