Tuesday, May 10, 2005

"Don't even speak to us you whore!"

This is apparently what Jordan (glamour model, failed at getting onto this year's Eurovision) shouted at Javine Bitch (bitch, this year's UK Eurovision entrant, failed at getting into Girls Aloud) at the British Soap Awards 2 days ago (for non-British readers: the soap awards are for TV soap operas, not cleansing bars).

You see, I may be in Japan, but I still know what's going on and what matters in the world.

Thanks to Popjustice.com anyway...

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