Thursday, May 19, 2005

OH. MY. GOD.

Iceland did not qualify for the Eurovision grand final.

Lithuania did not qualify for the Eurovision grand final.

Belarus did not qualify for the Eurovision grand final (despite having the gayest performance ever, surely inspired by Army Of Lovers).

Is Europe on crack? I don't understand.

All votes are off. Sweden or Greece must win the grand final on saturday or I will destroy Eastern Europe. Or something like that.

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